Stupid Criminal Stories

Every day is a new day for stupid criminals to do stupid things - so check back often to read about recent criminal stupidity!

The following two stories are just a sample of what you'll find on the Stupid Blog:

"Trail of popcorn leads to loser"

It was then that officers noticed a trail of popcorn on the ground. The trail led from the scene of the crime to some nearby apartments. The officer's followed the trail to Brown's apartment door. When police entered the apartment, the popcorn kernels led right to the stolen items and King Bonehead himself (all that stealing must work-up an appetite!).

"Too stupid to know what they stole"

Officials said the thieves didn't even know what they had. The GPS devices were stolen from a public works garage in which the devices were installed in snow plows, dump trucks, street sweepers and other vehicles to monitor the equipment. When stolen, the town immediately tapped its GPS system, and it showed that one of the devices was inside a house. Police said that when they arrived there, one of the stupid criminals had the device in his hands (at least hide it moron!).

Do you work in law enforcement or do you just happen to know a bunch of stupid criminals? Whatever the case, share it! Your story might be too hilarious to just keep to yourself!