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50th Birthday Slogans
Here's a large list of 50th Birthday Slogans. Don't blame me when your friend or family member gets ticked-off at you
for making fun of their age with one of these funny birthday slogans - ok?! Alright, here we go . . .
Slogans That Mention "50"
50th Birthday Slogans:
Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!
Nifty fifty!
I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!
After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
Oh how nifty,look who's fifty.
I can't believe you're 50…..49 maybe but not 50!
If you think I look good for 50, you should see my 19 year old girlfriend
50 years old, one owner, missing manual, needs new parts; make offer!
Fifty - the ultimate "F" word.
Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.
I just turned 50 and all my friends gave me was this stupid ol' t-shirt
At 50 you've seen it all and done it all - but can't remember most of it!
I just turned 50 and thanks to Obama's economic policy, I'm half way to retirement.
Fifty - I demand a recount!
Oh no, say it isn't so. Not the big 5-0!
By the time I’m fifty - I'll stop being an adolescent.
Which sounds better, 5 decades or half a century?
Funny Birthday Slogans
Not 50th Birthday Slogans - but still good:
Caution, senior moment in progress!
I'm immortal -- so far!
Caution, middle age meltdown!
Over what hill? What hill? I don't see any hill
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I don't have hot flashes, I have power surges.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
I'm in no shape to exercise.
On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings.
I get everything I set my mind to. Now where'd I set my mind?
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
Old dude, made of achey breaky parts.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's over the hill I go.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Be kind to your kids; they'll be choosing your nursing home.
You’re a classic, you only get better with age!
I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!
I used to jog 5 miles a day; then I found a short cut.
Age is just a number - mine's unlisted.
Age equals wisdom.
Old fart, young heart.
In dog years I'm dead.
My wild oats have turned to mush.
Naps & farts, that's all I'm really good for these days.
Aged to perfection!
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Even more 50th birthday slogans . . .
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Getting old sucks, but it sure beats the alternative.
Happy birthday, you old buzzard!
Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.
Chronologically gifted!
I'm not old, I'm youthfully challenged.
It's not about age, it's about attitude.
Charter member, "Old farts hall of fame".
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what happened.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
I'm old and have the body of a god - Buddha!
On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings!
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Hi Ho, Hi Ho its over the hill you go!
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
My own mortality will be the death of me yet.
Age is not a destination, it's a journey!
You should now have several good 50th birthday slogans to use for that special person's
special birthday (just use them with caution - you don't want to start a fight!).
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